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Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 4

Tinder can be a scary place.

robby

Anybody else think this kinda looks like Matthew McConaughey playing the role of Jesus?

christina

Wouldn’t be surprised if she had a 100% right swipe rate.

tamar

YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE TAMAR, OR SHOULD I SAY STEVE!!!

gabrielle

You heard the lady. Hhu.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com.

sydney

She’s (correctly) implying that all 23 year olds get their butthole licked with frequency. That’s why I can’t wait for my birthday in February.

sarah2

These are a few of my favorite things!

horry

FIRST TAMAR, NOW YOU, HORRY. WHY DO YOU KEEP PLAYING THESE GAMES???

anna

Same.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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