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Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 7

Tinder can be a scary place.

autumn

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billy

I’ve got to hand it to him: that’s a pretty large disease-free cock.

blobfish

You’ll find love one day, Blobfish.

drew

That profile miiiiight be hurting his game a little bit.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

hannah

Good luck with your career goals, Hannah. We all believe in you.

isabella

As close to wife material as you’ll come across on Tinder.

jolly

I’d say you should put the owner of those XXL panties on your no-no list.

jordyn

A+ profile.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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