Tinder can be a scary place.
You don’t hear that too often.
If you don’t get this Bon Iver reference, I don’t fuck with you.
Put yourself out there why don’t ya, Brea.
Dawn begins the day, and Dawn saves the day.
A liiiiittle overboard on the emojis there, lady.
If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com
Do we think she actually measured her height when she’s on her knees or do we think that’s more of an estimate?
What more could you want, ladies?
I like how they added “get us both naked” onto the end, as if it wasn’t assumed.
Pizza + pentagrams = right swipe