Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 9

Tinder can be a scary place.


Aren’t we all?


No, you hMu!


This dude could munch a safety deposit box with tongue muscles like that.


He looks pretty awful for 23.


Wait… are you going to have the sore butthole, or is he?

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to


What the shit does that mean?


The frog fun fact at the end got me.


Gotta admit: if that bulge I had to censor is real, that’s impressive.


Classic Julio.


If you aren’t in a polka metal band, you can’t pet her chinchilla.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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