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Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 9

Tinder can be a scary place.

anita

Aren’t we all?

aurora

No, you hMu!

austin

This dude could munch a safety deposit box with tongue muscles like that.

don

He looks pretty awful for 23.

giovanni

Wait… are you going to have the sore butthole, or is he?

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

haylie

What the shit does that mean?

jenifer

The frog fun fact at the end got me.

jordan

Gotta admit: if that bulge I had to censor is real, that’s impressive.

julio

Classic Julio.

kaitlyn

If you aren’t in a polka metal band, you can’t pet her chinchilla.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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