Tinder can be a scary place.
Aren’t we all?
No, you hMu!
This dude could munch a safety deposit box with tongue muscles like that.
He looks pretty awful for 23.
Wait… are you going to have the sore butthole, or is he?
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What the shit does that mean?
The frog fun fact at the end got me.
Gotta admit: if that bulge I had to censor is real, that’s impressive.
If you aren’t in a polka metal band, you can’t pet her chinchilla.