No matter what you do in life, you’re going to have haters. The more successful you become, the more the haters are gonna chirp.
The bigger your narcotics empire expands across the globe, the more cops will try to hit you with drug trafficking, smuggling, assassination, bombing, bribery, and racketeering charges. Jealous haters will always try to take what’s yours because they can’t get it for themselves.
It’s just the price that comes with people knowing your name. Revel in it. If you’ve got haters, it means you’re winning. So say “Hola” to the salty losers in your life with the new Pablo Pocket tee.
Imagine the most badass thing you’ve ever done in college. Okay, now imagine doing that same thing, but while wearing this t-shirt. How much better does that picture look? Stealing a huge sign from a bar, elbow-dropping a table, fucking on a public balcony — all acts of utter badassery that would only be amplified by a t-shirt that says, “Yeah, I just did that, and I don’t give a fuck what you think about it.”
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