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Hold On To Your Sack, Commies, America Just Made The Nuclear Bomb Even Deadlier

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Earlier today, the United States Air Force and the National Nuclear Security Administration successfully completed a test on a nuclear gravity bomb with an upgraded tail-kit. This means a nuke dropped from an airplane will be more accurate than ever, which means we’ll be able to put the tip of the bomb right in the center of Putin’s bald head if he tries to flex nuts.

From UPI:

“This test marks a major milestone for the B61-12 Life Extension Program, demonstrating end-to-end system performance under representative delivery conditions,” said NNSA Deputy Administrator for Defense Programs Dr. Don Cook. “Achieving the first complete B61-12 flight test provides clear evidence of the nation’s continued commitment to maintain the B61 and provides assurance to our allies.”

“Step to me, ya gon’ get burnt, sucka” – Dr. Don Cook

While we can already direct a launched nuclear missile straight into the humbly-sized nards of Kim Jong Un, missile launches can be detected by satellite, giving the bad guys a heads up. But if one of these were dropped from a stealth bomber, the enemy wouldn’t have a great deal of warning time, meaning they’d be sitting in a pile of their own smoldering, communist flesh before they have a chance to retaliate.

Suck it, Russia.

[via UPI]

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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