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“I’m going to go drink this right now and get belligerently shitfaced and go yell at people and fuck girls.” Pretty much a summary of a college tailgate.
The immidiate reaction to this GDI homeless dude is obvious. However, aside from referring to himself as a fucking gypsy, using hair gel and axe spray at CVS, being weird as shit, and then of course having no money and being homeless, this guy actually has some inner frat that will never see the light of day. He could have gone Greek and avoided all of this.
At least we know NY girls appreciate the dad body
I feel like he’s ruining the property values of polos wearing them while homeless…
Yet another reason to stay the fuck away from hair gel.
Worst comes to worst, i’ll just be this asshole
What a fucking idiot. Must be a democrat.
I blame Obama
The fuck did I just watch?
Before grad school, I lived downtown on a bar strip and worked at a bar in a city infested with numerous drug rehab facilities and halfway houses. I learned all about their world. Surprisingly, most actually come from wealthy parents because 1. designer drugs are expensive and 2. only rich people can afford to send their heroin addict kids to a private drug rehab facility that can cost up to $100K. This guy is not “unlike any homeless person you’ve ever seen”. I’ve seen countless shitheads exactly like him downtown pulling the same shit this guy is pulling. This guy is not just an awesome dude pulling chicks while unfortunately being homeless. He is a pathetic, begging for money, drug addict who just like almost every addict I’ve ever met, lies, charms, and bullshits as good as even the best fratstar in order to survive and fund his habit. This guy probably has AIDS and fucks anything that walks.