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That was an atrocious old fashioned. Wrong glass. Wrong pour. Wrong technique. Shit whiskey.
Don’t forget her “orange slice” was half a fucking orange. She isn’t hot enough to be that bad at making drinks.
Still would muddle her cherry any time.
Not only shit whiskey, but wrong whiskey too. Its really supposed to be Rye
It’s really not. You can do Bourbon or Rye. Most people (especially in the south) prefer Bourbon.
SHOW US YOUR KNOCKERS
I’d take milk in an old fashioned if it came from those beefers
Don Draper would hit it, but she has no idea how to make an Old Fashioned.
Possibly the most incompetent bartender alive
She ain’t there for her bar tending skills.
I bet Ray’s homemade liquor would taste better
But how would Ray’s stack up against Roc Vodka?
Oh true, can’t be knockin’ the Roc
I can’t tell if this was a joke or not. Either way, great tits.
An old fashioned is a handjob. Show us your tits
She may be hot, but that does not excuse not using a fucking old fashioned glass!
“More syrup will make it more liquidy.” Cutting edge stuff here.