It must be nice to have girls bending over backward in an attempt to court you. Girls do the opposite thing for me. Whenever I try to hug them, they contort their bodies into ways both of us had no idea were possible in order to escape my grasp. From what it looks like in this video acquired by TMZ, it appears as if Johnny Football has the opposite problem I have. Dude can’t keep girls off of him. While partying it up at RIO in Austin, Texas, an uppity hot spot that serves expensive drinks, Manziel encounters a stage 5 clinger and takes care of her the only way he knows how: with a full-on body slam into the water.
Enjoy it while it lasts, Johnny. Soon enough you’ll be in Cleveland.