Hot tubbing with sorority girls. TFM.
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Guarantee you are friend zoned by both girls. Your face has a very punchable quality.
Garuntee one of the accidentally blew him during a bar crawl once and then cried for three hours the next day.
I’d like to eat that cup of EasyMac out of girl on the right’s pooper
Girl on the right was made for anal.
Girl on the right weighs more than you do bro
Take you right hand and place it securely around your neck. Do the same with your left hand and squeeze.
Grab the harpoons!
Always nice to get a pic before you strap on that suicide vest
Oh so suddenly everyone’s too good for a terrorist joke?
He’s gonna be disappointed if the other 70 virgins look like that.
Being the gay bestfriend must be hard