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“Can’t look like a pussy at the gym if you don’t go.” – Dan Rugshitter
“Can’t go to the gym if you look like a pussy” – Dorn
There’s an age limit of 13+ in the gym, Dorn wouldn’t be into that.
Dan we all know the only time you go to the gym is when planet fitness has pizza day.
If Dan knew how to go to the gym without looking like a pussy, he would have written an actual fucking article about it
Natty as fuck dude, he barley he is just cut enough to have 2 abs
Take notes Danny
Dan, you are a p***y
I was making a point of his use of censoring in the title. Thank you so much for reminding me censoring is not frat
Or be an overweight shemale with c-cups that writes for TFM. (Looking at you Dan)
My name’s Dewey Oxberger. My friends call me Ox. You might have noticed I’ve got a slight weight problem. I went to this doctor. He told me I swallow a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas. I’m basically a shy person…he suggested taking an aggressive training course like EST. Anyway it cost 400 bucks to join this thing…well I didn’t have the money. I thought to myself, “Join the army! It’s free.” So I figured while I’m here I’ll lose a few pounds…and you got what, a…6 to 8 week training program? A real tough one? Which is perfect for me. I’m gonna walk out of here a lean, mean, fightin’ machine.
I feel like you probably thought this was really funny when you wrote it.
yep, just lapped myself – Stripes wasn’t THAT good of a movie