Four words: selective androgen receptor modulators. That's what got your boy back in playing shape. All the results, with no side effects. Granted, my piss has been more greenish than usual and I'm breaking out like I just hit puberty. Not to mention, SARMS haven't really been around long enough to study the long term side effects. Am I worried? Slightly. But living past thirty-five isn't as satisfying as skinny feels.