Hundreds Of Horny Brits Will Simulate Sex Positions Outside Parliament To Protest Porn Censorship

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In a unifying stance against the prudish, oppressive, anti-porn British Parliament, 500 horny Brits plan to simulate sex positions outside of Old Palace Yard in Westminster on Friday.

Parliament recently outlawed a variety of pornographic sexual imagery on the internet, including spanking, aggressive whipping, penetration by any object “associated with violence,” physical or verbal abuse (consensual or not), urination in sexual contexts, female ejaculation, strangulation, face-sitting, and fisting.

To voice their displeasure, the people attending #PORNPROTEST2014 will attempt to leave British councilmen tucking in boners while breaking the world record for face-sitting, one of the many sexual practices facing an internet ban.

From The Independent:

#PornProtest will attempt to break the Guinness World Record for ‘face-sitting’ (an act that could face censorship) and hold a ‘Sex Factor’ game show, both using fully-clothed participants.

Wow, a world record! If that doesn’t sway the brutes of Parliament, I don’t know what will.

Protestors say these ambiguous porn laws threaten their personal liberties.

The protest is the brainchild of Sex Worker of the Year 2013 Charlotte Rose, who said: “These laws are not only sexist but they taking away people’s choices without consent. Personal liberty is what we are fighting for on Friday which no one has the right to take away from somebody else.”

British viewership for videos including sexual urination, fisting, object penetration, and/or strangulation is probably on the lower end of the spectrum, but the real kicker is that Parliament is openly saying “we don’t want to see women ejaculate.” That’s pretty fucked up.

I don’t have a dog in the feminism versus anti-feminism movement, but if the U.S. government ever did anything like this, I could see myself face-sitting on Capitol Hill in protest.

If the ban is passed through Parliament, and many don’t expect it to be annulled, it could be the end of British-produced porn as we know it.

[via The Independent]

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