I keep watching this video over and over because it’s laugh-out-loud funny and keeps getting better each time. In it, a flamboyantly dressed “formerly” gay man stands in front of a church congregation and enthusiastically informs them that he is no longer gay, that the church has helped him shun his homosexuality, that he has been “DELIVERT” from his attraction to men, and that he’s now all about “the womens.”
He goes into detail after the reverend eagerly puts the mic in his hand:
“I ain’t gay no more! I am DELIVERT! I DON’T LIKE MENS NO MORE. I said I like WOMEN! Women women women women wome…[indiscernible – speaking in tongues].”
After closing his spiel about his new-found hetero lifestyle–including how he’ll never carry a purse or wear makeup again–he hits them with “I will love a women.” Trying to think of how a straight man would celebrate being straight, he immediately goes into this little bunny hop dance routine to honor his deliverance from homosexuality. I’m naming this dance “Delivert,” and I can’t wait to try it when I get home today because it’s straight fucking fire.
Take it in, all of it:
Boom. Cured. He ain’t gay no more.
Let’s talk about his clothes now. A gay man clearly put this ensemble together. The purple shirt, the loud, multi-layered bow tie with the matching pocket square tucked into a paisley coat–this is the design of a seasoned gay man. I bring this up because it’s funny to think about a straight man dressed by his former gay self. He’s straight now, but he still looks gay. He’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing. I wonder if he went home and was like, “Fuck these gay ass clothes!” while ripping them off and crow-hopping them across his bedroom in disgust. He probably needs a whole new wardrobe now. A straight one.
This guy is my favorite:
“This ni**a here crazy.”
Do the Delivert if you ain’t gay no more..
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