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If I Had This Lineup On DraftKings Last Week, I’d Be A MILLIONAIRE Already

Are you a winner? Do you always boast about how good your fantasy football teams are? Prove it with DraftKings and win a million bucks. Don’t be scared.

Enter To Win $1,000,000 Now

Our good friends over at DraftKings are holding a special contest just for TFM where you can enter for a shot at the top prize of $1,000,000 in their Millionaire Maker contest. You heard me. I said $1 MILLION. You could even pay me to be your personal butler intern with that kind of cash. The rules on DraftKings are easier to understand than the words coming from a drunken Alabama fan’s disgusting mouth. You’re given $50,000 in cap space to put together a team that will score the most fantasy points. Win big NOW because waiting an entire season for a payout is for losers.

Enter The Contest NOW

The entry fee is only $27. That’s chump change, son. You’re an idiot if you don’t enter. First place in the Millionaire Maker contest will take home $1,000,000 in cold hard cash. The return on investment here is higher than Lindsay Lohan on a 3-day bender.

Sign up now before the contest fills to see if you can beat me (spoiler alert: you won’t), and earn your shot at $1,000,000. If you’d had the lineup below last week, you’d be a fuckin’ millionaire already.

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