Incoming Alabama Freshmen Looking For Two Bad Bitches To Be Roommates, Also Must Be Popular On Instagram Duh

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Nice Move

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When I started college and moved into the dorm, I was paired with a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian. We didn’t end up being boys, because he was a lispy nerd from Switzerland named Fabian, which was a shame. Potluck dorm living is a dangerous game, a game that two particular incoming University of Alabama freshmen are not going to play. They’re skipping the bullshit and letting it be known they’re looking for two bad bitches to live with and “fuck shit up” together.

Below is the post that one of them added to the University of Alabama Class of 2019 Facebook group.

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By the way, I found this girl on Twitter. She cute. Real cute. Definite 130-150 likes on Instagram cute. Looks like a lot of fun, too. I can’t blame her for setting that Instagram standard for any potential roommates. You can’t be rolling up to Bama parties with girls who can’t take a fire selfie. That’s day one stuff.

Image via University of Alabama

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