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that depressing point in a committed relationship when you realize you are more sexually attracted to grown men playing sports. Get out while you can.
that depressing point in a relationship when you’d rather masturbate than have sex. Run bro. Run.
or you could just chose to be single instead of forcing yourself to have painfully boring sex.
Congrats. You just earned yourself 30 seconds of fame on the internet, pro.
i hope you die very, very soon.
pics or didn’t happen
This has to be your girlfriend otherwise she would have got up and left you to jack off to top plays
You remember reading on TFM about how watching ESPN is essential while having sex so you just had to do it. We get it.
You try hard piece of shit. I HATE YOU, and yes I am mad, bros!!
Are you mad?
Wow you watched ESPN while having sex? Tell me more how frat you are.
Preceding sentences with any variation of “haha”. NF.
You’re just angry you can’t be assertive with girls.
Shut the hell up.
Cute text conversation with your boyfriend. CAN’T MISS TOP PLAYS!!!