She’s a keeper when she refers to sex and football in the same sentence. TFM.
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“Hey mom let me borrow your phone”
Too bad you cropped out her name. I’m sure it was slampiece number 7
MY FUCKING GOD IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO USE SUBJUNCTIVE MOOD PROPERLY? KILL HER. KILL HER NOW.
Ha, you earned a stifled chuckle out of this one. Well done.
You earned a nice “Shut the fuck up.” from me…
Emojis are for queers
I FUCK QUEERS FOR BREAKFAST BITCH
Does fucking them provide adequate nourishment? A good breakfast is the foundation of a good day.
Emojis are for Jewish communists
^^^You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
Was probably his right hand. (Referring to his name)
I know I’m a week late on the photo, and no one is gonna see this. But I really hate you.
In the same sense that herpes is a keeper…
ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING THE BCS BACK TO BACK
Yes, that is what happened, but isn’t Nick Saban waiting for you to suck his dick?
This lady sounds like a whore