Inviting girls over to watch DVDs I don’t own. TFM.
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Putting your full name and fraternity as your username is probably a great idea.
“Hey wanna come over and watch Top Gun…oh wait i don’t have it, suck my dick.”
I dont get why girls say chivalry is dead. My penis is so polite it stands up and gives them a place to sit down
That’s stupid as fuck but I laughed.
“Sorry I thought I had Animal house in DVD but its just a recording of my dog licking peanut butter off my balls.” -TchrishallDTDM
You didn’t have to have DTD in your name for everyone to know that you were a Deep Throat Daddy
Question! Did you also introduce her to your phrat cat, after which you gave her some hand-tugged phrat milk?