Getting “Let’s see what’s flammable” drunk. TFM.
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Getting “Hey i’m not gay or anything, but can i beat you off” drunk.
Well, I am better then you so I am first.
You are better then he did what?
…but that’s never a misplaced comment
so there is a distillery in the back for moonshine? Or do you just have pallets of 151?
I’ve lit many a couch on fire
Aerosols are always the most fun to light on fire.
I remember my first beer
^ go on…
^^A nice old man named Sandusky gave it to him. Unfortunately, he does not remember what happened after that.
Note to self: Pledges are flammable.
This will end up being a safe night.