Owning the touchdown cannon. TFM.
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What the heck is an Alpha Sigma Phi? Another Jewternity?
The frat that would fuck you up, that’s who we are.
Are you a pledge? Not being funny= NF
Alpha Sig owning the touchdown cannon, FaF. Everyone else crying like little pledge bitches on TFM, because they don’t own anything. NF.
most of our chapters own their houses. Not having the numbers to be able to afford to live in NF. Yeah i guess owning a cannon is pretty sweet brah…
I bet it sounded so badass all three times it was used last season.
But you still go to Iowa State……
“Best Greek Community” is code for “Most IFC regulations against having fun”.
^humorous and somewhat true for a few of them… but I never said that we actually follow the rules.
who has won the award for best greek community in the midwest for quite a few years in a row? Iowa State, and yes Mizery that region includes you as well no matter how much you bitch and moan about SEC SEC SEC, you’re still located in the midwest.
Besides ISU invented the fucking computer
“Best Greek community in the Midwest” is like saying “Guy in the leper colony with the most fingers.”
I go to ISU… According to IFC: no “communal sources of alcohol” (kegs, trash can punch, etc); a party is defined as “a gathering of 20 or more individuals”; and if you actually register a party with IFC, consumption is limited to “6 or fewer beers per person, no hard alcohol.” Hell, our fucking philanthropy back in the day was called “Kegs for Kids”. Can’t do that anymore thanks to IFC. But the worst is when some fucker from a NF dry house gets jealous and reports your party and then IFC tells nationals.
Big Ten rejects
^Yeah I’ll second this.
^^3rd. It’s about damn near impossible to throw a good party without getting your ass handed to you by the university.
Nice cannon, too bad it never gets used.
Your mascot literally has nothing to do with your name.
Kind of like how the Tide have an elephant. Or Tennessee has a dog. Or Ole Miss has a Bear. Check yourself, champ.
The Ole Miss bear Is bull shit. Not the original mascot
The state of Iowa is actually the most literate state in the US ^^^^
Glad I’m not the only one to notice this…
it comes from a quote from the Chicago tribune after ISU kicked northwestern’s ass like an “Iowa Cyclone” cyclone meaning tornado, Iowa being in tornado alley. as for Cy ISU was the cardinals before they were named the Cyclones and the school colors are Cardinal and Gold thus Cy the cardinal does have something to do with our name. and lastly but most fucking certainly not least… SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEDGE
^ Colonel Reb forever.
^I’m not actually a pledge, thought you would have figured that out. But then again, intelligence and Iowa are not usually synonymous with each other….
Not owning your own house. NF.
paying rent to the chapter that bought your old house to live in the shit hole they moved out of NF
Beta Sigs partying at other fraternities because they are dry. NF.
talking shit about your own Greek Community. NF.
There’s a fine line between talking shit about your community and talking shit about another house. Renting a shithole of a house is decidedly NF.