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It Absolutely Blows This Cop’s Mind That The Frisbee Golfer He Pulled Over Doesn’t Have Pot On Him

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This cop is getting a ton of backlash for profiling the disc golfer he pulled over as a pothead, but his job is to protect and serve, and if that requires putting a frisbee-slinging doper on blast in an effort to clean the streets of Ankeny, Iowa, so be it.

Frisbee satchel in the trunk means at least one baggie of low grade pot and related paraphernalia in the car 10 times out of 10. It’s an exact science–just like a “Coexist” bumper sticker means you vote left and don’t eat meat, and truck nuts hanging from your trailer hitch means you have a shotgun in the cab and a small dick in your pants. Profiling might hurt some feelings, but there’s a reason it exists, and it can be effective.

You can practically smell the schwag coming through YouTube.

“Do you play frisbee golf?”

“I do, a lot, actually.”

Boom. Confession. Lock this scumbag up and throw away the key.

Is the cop a prick? Yeah, no question. But when you’re face-to-face with the frisbee-chucking bowels of society, a police officer with a pleasant disposition is an ill-equipped one. You don’t bring brass knuckles to a gun fight and you don’t treat disc golfers like upstanding members of society.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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