Next to Jordan Spieth, the biggest star in the game of golf right now is undoubtedly the stone cold fox with a swing as harmonious and smooth as a choir of angels singing Crosby, Stills, & Nash atop a velvet cloud, Paige Spiranac.
If you were to look up the textbook definition of what a golf swing is, her photo would be printed onto the page with the text that simply read “This” underneath.
So fluid. So sexy. So pure. Like the rest of the internet, I’m completely under this little femme fatale’s spell and there’s just no cure. Which might be a problem, because our girl is about to retire from the game of golf.
Trust me, I take no joy being solely responsible in ending this girl’s promising career before it even gets started, but once we hit the links and my competitive nature takes over, I just won’t be able to dial it down and throw the round. I apologize in advance to all for robbing the world of this beautiful, eighth-wonder-of-the-world sight.
That wiggle, though.
Don’t worry, Paige. I’m sure we can find you a spot here at Grandex for your post-retirement years..
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