I apologize that y’all have to read that sentence today. It’s true, though, as the former number one overall pick for the Houston Texans has opened up a vape lounge in his college town of Columbia, South Carolina.
From The Score:
On Tuesday, Clowney opened KURE Columbia Vaporium and Lounge, a vape bar where patrons can come for all their vaping needs.
“Really I got into this because of my mom, who was a smoker,” Clowney told Roddie Burris of The State at his grand opening. “But actually I wanted to try something outside of football and see how it goes on the business end. I chose Columbia because I’ve been here, I know what type of people are here, and I said nothing’s better than Columbia. I didn’t know how long I’ll be in Houston.”
This might be a good business decision if Clowney opened the place in the Bay area, but I don’t see it panning out for much longer than the career of an average NFL running back. Without seeing this “KURE” place, I can already picture it having avant-garde paintings inside, as well as expensive speakers that will be blasting alternative hits. Some dude named Timo will be waiting inside, ready to greet you with a free sample and some killer advice for your new rig.
Of all the crazy business ventures I’ve seen NFL players get into, this is one of the more tame ones out there. Perhaps they should offer a discount every time Clowney records a sack for the Texans. It wouldn’t exactly make much of a dent in revenue.
Clowney should take notice of these vape flavors that are 100% guaranteed to get you laid..
[via The Score]
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