It’s always a big day in the office when we get a little love on the celeb front — like the time during the first episode of this season’s Hard Knocks when JJ Watt was seen wearing one of our shirts in the locker room, or when Johnny Manziel tweeted “#TFTC,” oh, or how about the time last week when James Franco captioned a photo of a book about guy-on-guy sex between “straight white men” not being gay with “#totalfratmove!!!!”
That was a big one for us. Getting that kind of attention from a tier 1 movie star — that’s huge.
I see you, James. And I love you. You’re one of my favorite actors, man. Talk about range. You can play any role. I believe that. And you’ll kill it! Handsome guy, too. With your charm, talent, sense of humor, and crazy good looks, you’re a serious catch.
If you and me got drunk enough at the same party — you know, get all nice and loose — things could happen. I’m not saying they would for sure, but I could see us experimenting a little bit. A couple handsome, fun guys like us. Yep. Maybe some flirtatious touching, some gentle kissing, hell, maybe even some man-on-man butt sex. Just a couple straight, white guys having some totally hetero intercourse. I could totally get down like that. No homo, though..