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I’m surprised Danica was on top of the pole….. I always assumed she was a lesbian. HEEEYYOOOO!!!!
Danica may have gotten the pole. But Jimmie still finished first.
^ I see what you did there
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^^That guy up there
Holy fuckin shit someone actually did it. ^A true patriot.
Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.
I don’t care if she can drive or not, I’d still hit it.
Well if you refused to hit it with girls who couldn’t drive, I hope you either like masturbating or dudes because those would be your choices.
Maybe it’s because of how hard Danica Patrick is sold as a sex symbol, but I just don’t find her all that attractive. Every time a sports writer or a Go Daddy ad makes a joke about how hot she is the only thought I can have is, “If she were hot I would know. I have two eyeballs and a dick. One of those would tell me if she were sexy.”
TL;DR–Danica Patrick’s not that hot.
Valid point sir
Franco sucks but at least Danica swallows.
Still can’t convince me women can drive.
And James Franco is right
She dropped from 3rd to 8th in the last half lap. Impressive and shameful at the same time.
Why ya’ll actin s’picious?