Jeb Bush Promises To Kick Your Ass If You Talk Shit On His Dad

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Jeb Bush Promises To Kick Your Ass If You Talk Shit On His Dad

The Bush family is a U.S. political dynasty and former Florida governor/ current GOP presidential candidate Jeb Bush knows it all started with his dad, George H.W. Bush.

That’s why he’s willing to pimp slap your bitch ass if you talkin’ shit on pops.

On his campaign website, Jeb is selling what’s got to be the most Bush-era pro-dad in the history of Bush-era pro-dad t-shirts.

From The Washington Post:

Among the traditional Jeb! paraphernalia for car windows, coffee mugs and baby onesies, is a T-shirt with a threatening message to anyone who dares challenge his father’s greatness.

In block, capital letters, the shirt says: ‘My dad is the greatest man I’ve ever known, and if you don’t think so, we can step outside.’

Here is said shirt:

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I just got threatened by a GOP presidential candidate. I’m so aroused right now. That’s easily the highlight of the site, but Jeb’s got some great consolation prizes, too.

Check out this Jeb-endorsed guacamole bowl, priced at $75 because fuck poor people’s guac!

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Jeb’s also got this stone cold killer of a snapback for $35 — perfect for any young GOP-supported fraternity party.

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And this ’70s throwback tank of Jeb with a sideburn-mustache combo is one for the ages.

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Who’s ready for the Bush three-peat?!

[via The Washington Post]

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