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Jeff Bagwell Enjoys Retirement By Grabbing A Handful Of Tit At The Stros Game

Retirement looks good on Jeff Bagwell — sitting front row at the Stros game with his wife, throwing back $12 beers, and grabbing all kinds of tit.

Funny story here: I had dinner next to Jeff Kent last night at this spot down the street from my crib. Turns out he’s a neighbor.


I quickly learned, thanks to a rando on Twitter, that Kent and Bags are best friends.


I have no way to know if this is true or not but it’s 100% true because the rando on Twitter is a standup guy. Classic sequence of events here. I run into Bags’ best buddy, suburb family man Jeff Kent, having a nice, quiet dinner with the wife and kids, then Bags grabs headlines the following night by feeling his large-chested wife up on TV.

What a duo these two are.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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