Jennifer Aniston Takes It Off In Upcoming Film

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Every now and then, a film comes along that goes down in history. While the upcoming film We’re the Millers may not be a Casablanca or Citizen Kane, it will certainly be a great film. Why? Because Jennifer Aniston strips in it.

Scheduled for release this coming August, We’re the Millers is the story of a man, played by Jason Sudeikis, attempting to smuggle marijuana into the United States from Mexico. In order to seem less suspicious, he disguises himself as a family man with the help of stripper Jennifer Aniston and two teenagers playing their kids.

At some point, Jennifer Aniston is forced to prove that she is, in fact, a stripper, not the mother of two, and strips for the viewing pleasure of her captors and anyone watching the movie. Honestly, the best part is, as a promotion for the film, the strip scene is featured in the trailer. They’re giving away the best part of the movie. That’s some bold marketing.

I don’t know about you, but I’d pay money to see that on the big screen. She looks damn good for 44. Like a fine wine, she is.

We’re the Millers, starring Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis, and featuring Parks and Rec’s Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson), opens in theaters on August 9th.

[via USA Today]

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BlutarskyTFM (@BlutoGrandex) is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems, the self-appointed Senior Military Analyst for TFM News, founder of the #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts Movement, and, on an unrelated note, a huge fan of buffets. While by no means an athletic man, he was the four-square champion of his elementary school in 1997. When not writing poorly organized columns or cracking stupid, inappropriate jokes on Twitter, Bluto pretends to be well-read, finds excuses not to exercise, and actually has a real job.

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