Jessica Biel is Tired of Hearing About Kate Uptonby 1 year ago
Alright, well I’m not exactly sure if that’s accurate, but I need a reason for the rebuttal to Bacon’s Upton video. Ms. Biel hit the beach recently. I don’t know where or when this occurred, but it happened, and it was good. Plus, I feel like we need to balance things out here a bit. Kate is gratuitously top heavy, whereas Jessica has a nice, full, lower center of gravity. What Upton lacks in the hind quarter region, Biel doesn’t, and thankfully she flaunts it.
Besides, I’m a brunette kind of guy. An ass man, too.
- [via TMZ]
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