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Jeter’s Historic Run Of Famous, Hot Ass Is Ending, Now Engaged To Hannah Davis

After an unprecedented run of dating and/or sleeping with Jessica Alba, Bridget Hall, Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo, Scarlett Johansson, Adriana Lima, Vida Guerra (possibly), Jessica Fucking Biel, Gabrielle Union, Tyra Banks and Minka Goddamn Kelly, Derek Jeter has finally found the one who tops them all, and he put a ring on it, according to Yahoo! Sports.

Jeter is now engaged to supermodel Hannah Davis, who, in my opinion (which is basically a fact), is the hottest of them all. After working his way through all of that hot, famous trim before settling on one worthy of marrying, you have to assume Hannah Davis has a golden vagina.


A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

A photo posted by Hannah Davis (@hanni_davis) on

Jeter and Davis leaked the news on the same day of game one of the World Series, trying to steal some thunder from the Mets, perhaps. Yeah Jeets!

[via Yahoo! Sports]

Image via Instagram/ @hanni_davis

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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