The Tonight Show's superlatives segment usually throws jabs below the belt, but Fallon and company had a few that devastated this week's roastees, the Vikings and Seahawks. Just some good ol' fashioned mockery of people's facial features. I'm gonna go ahead and say mine before you guys can. Alex Buscemi -- Most Likely To Have Seen Some Shit. That's because I have, man. Some serious shit. And every time y'all mention it, a short but intense flashback is triggered. Last week I leaped over my cubicle and stabbed Jared in the ear with a pen.