Johnny Football Is Now Johnny Heisman, Has A Johnny Girlfriendby Roger_Dorn 1 year ago
After Johnny’s Halloween sleaze spree, I declared that he was on pace for the single greatest freshman semester in recorded history, and that was before he took home the Heisman trophy. Now he has that honor locked up. Surprisingly, though, it’s the other trophy he took home Saturday night that has the nation abuzz — the tall glass of water he left the ceremony arm-in-arm with that goes 5’10″, 130 lbs., and measures in at 32-24-36.
Her name is Sarah Savage. That’s right, Savage.
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