Johnny Football Is Now Johnny Heisman, Has A Johnny Girlfriend

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After Johnny’s Halloween sleaze spree, I declared that he was on pace for the single greatest freshman semester in recorded history, and that was before he took home the Heisman trophy. Now he has that honor locked up. Surprisingly, though, it’s the other trophy he took home Saturday night that has the nation abuzz — the tall glass of water he left the ceremony arm-in-arm with that goes 5’10”, 130 lbs., and measures in at 32-24-36.

Her name is Sarah Savage. That’s right, Savage.




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    In her unphotoshopped pictures, she looks about 40 years old. Also, looks like her makeup was done by Rawlings.

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      ^ valid point. Doesn’t mean I would be any less inclined to bend her over and show her the 50 states. But she could use some work on the face.

      ^ ThisTake a lapLog in or sign up to reply. • 3 years ago

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