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Johnny Football Is Now Johnny Heisman, Has A Johnny Girlfriend

After Johnny’s Halloween sleaze spree, I declared that he was on pace for the single greatest freshman semester in recorded history, and that was before he took home the Heisman trophy. Now he has that honor locked up. Surprisingly, though, it’s the other trophy he took home Saturday night that has the nation abuzz — the tall glass of water he left the ceremony arm-in-arm with that goes 5’10”, 130 lbs., and measures in at 32-24-36.

Her name is Sarah Savage. That’s right, Savage.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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