A genius Browns fan (that seems like an impossible combination, to be honest) was able to get Heisman winner and high functioning alcoholic Johnny Manziel to sign a one hundred dollar bill before the Browns-49ers game today, and now that bill is priceless.
This is pretty impressive. A Benjamin is on the short list of the best things you could get Johnny Manziel to sign, the others being:
- The breasts of your wife, girlfriend, or if you’re an A&M grad, daughter
- A Four Loko can
- A strip club ATM receipt
- A broken bottle shattered during a club fight in the VIP section
- A negative paternity test
- A football, I guess