Johnny Manziel’s Hangover Saga In Taiwanese Animationby Roger_Dorn 5 months ago
The ongoing saga of Johnny Manziel’s early departure from the Manning Passing Academy has grabbed national headlines and started a “Get your facts straight” battle that doesn’t seem to be near resolution quite yet. Johnny’s sister even got in the mix, calling out ESPN college football reporter Joe Schad.
Lets just get this straight joe schad….you weren't in the car with my mom and brother therefore you have no idea what your talking about
— Meri Manziel (@merimanziel) July 15, 2013
There’s a whole lot more to it than that, though. If you need to get caught up, you’re in luck. An unlikely source, a Taiwanese animation company, put together this amazingly accurate recount of the events leading up to, during, and after Manziel left the Manning camp.
From golfing in full football uniform with his human-sized Heisman, to hanging with LeBron and slugging back 5 gallon Bud Diesels, to thwarting approaching barroom hookers in favor of his trophy, to tossing small children aside like rodents from a wheel of cheese, to getting his photo pissed on by said children, to getting hammered and sleeping with the Stiff Arm, to getting in a violent collision with a bar and blowing chunks all over his old man, it’s got it all.
[via Busted Coverage]
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