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Alright I’m pretty sure the TFM staff is just fucking with us at this point, posting halfway shark-related articles
I tweeted at Danny Regs, he said the articles weren’t up to snuff…
But a cut and paste tmz article about Arianna fucking Grande is? So this is what complete disgust feels like
Yeah, it’d have to be pretty bad to lose out to the “I have great flow” article from the other day. Even if it is just ok, why not post it? People will be so excited they won’t even notice it’s crap.
For that reason I have a conspiracy theory. Go to your profile by way of your phone on an internet browser, not the app. I’m using safari on my iPhone. I’m seeing an ad I am assuming is meant for tomorrow: “one day only:” for a shark tank from rowdy gentlemen. It’s not in the store on the computer or app but I could buy one on my phone right now.
If I were trying to sell a shark tank I’d hold on to the best shark stuff for that “one day only” day. But then again I’d save all the shark stuff for that day…
“Maybe we fake ’em out. ‘Aww no shark stuff,’ they’ll say. Then bam there it is. We blow the shark load all over ’em. Everyone freaks out and buys all the tanks.” – Rowdy Gentlemen
*puts foil hat back on, walks back to the corner, continues blowing bubbles.*
Surprised that in those two minutes Spieth didn’t have to spit once with those massive logs in.
Just saying, a 12 foot long blacktip would have beaten the record by over 4 feet. Jordan telling fish tales. Needs to keep his nose out of his girl friends tuna fish…
You better hope king Spieth doesn’t see this or the punishments will be unbearable even to watch.