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Jose Canseco Wants You To Bid On The Finger He Shot Off Last Week

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Baseball’s most entertaining Twitter personality and steroid user is back at it. Jose Canseco won’t be giving the bird to anyone any time soon, considering he shot off his middle finger while cleaning his gun last week.




The finger is gone, and Canseco is now seeking a way of profiting off of his detached extremity and the offending weapon.





Ignoring that the sale of human body parts is most likely against eBay’s policies, determining the market value of a middle finger that was once attached to a six-time MLB all-star must be a hell of a task. Does the fact that the finger was once used to shove a syringe in his ass decrease its value? Does the likelihood that it was inserted inside of many smokeshows throughout its life significantly increase its desirability? It’s not my job to determine its worth–however, I feel safe in speculating that there is someone with too much money to burn who is willing to pay a fortune for the former MLB star’s bird.

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Bogey Wells

Bogey Wells is a Senior Freelance Writer for TFM News and a former summer pledge intern at TFMHQ. His Spotify playlists are pure garbage. Email: bogeywells@gmail.com

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