Justin Bieber Allegedly Hooked Up Adriana Lima In Cannes, Oh Hell No

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I hate Justin Bieber. That dude just sucks. Usually when I see a news story about him, I laugh because he’s done something stupid. However, after seeing the latest Bieber news, I’m just plain mad.

Mad out of jealousy, that is.

See, according to various sources, Bieber, who was recently in Cannes, France, reportedly hooked up with Adriana Lima. For those of you unfortunate enough not to know who Adriana Lima is, allow me to enlighten you. She is one of the hottest women in the world, hands down.

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And Bieber hooked up with her. Allegedly.

From the Inquisitr:

Citing sources,Us Weekly reports Justin zeroed in on Adriana while partying at the 1 OAK bash at the Gotha Nightclub on May 19 through to May 20.

“Justin pursued her hard,” a pal of Lima’s told the magazine, adding that at a private house party later that night, “they were talking nonstop.”

The insider continued, “They went home together around 5 am.”

That’s just fucking wrong, guys. I mean, good for him and all, but seriously, fuck him. A little punk like him has absolutely no business with a gorgeous woman like that. I’m actually offended by this whole thing.

Lima isn’t the only beautiful babe Bieber was spotted with in Cannes. Barbara Palvin, a smokeshow Hungarian model, was seen stroking Bieber’s face on a yacht.
This fucking kid. First he goes home with Adriana Lima, then he starts flirting with another model just days later? Fuck, guys. What am I doing with my life?

It gets worse, though. Bieber didn’t just flirt with Palvin, the hot as hell Hungarian–he took her back to his hotel, too.

I don’t get it. His music sucks, he dresses like a complete dweeb, and he looks like a child. It’s got to be the money. Please, for the love of all that is holy, tell me it’s just the money. I want to say I respect his game, but I’ll never be caught dead saying I respect a damn thing about Bieber.

Fuck.

I hate this kid.

[via Inquisitr]

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BlutarskyTFM (@BlutoGrandex) is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems, the self-appointed Senior Military Analyst for TFM News, founder of the #YesAllMenWhoWearHawaiianShirts Movement, and, on an unrelated note, a huge fan of buffets. While by no means an athletic man, he was the four-square champion of his elementary school in 1997. When not writing poorly organized columns or cracking stupid, inappropriate jokes on Twitter, Bluto pretends to be well-read, finds excuses not to exercise, and actually has a real job.

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