Not having to make up a girlfriend. TFM.
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Killing off an imaginary girlfriend when she becomes inconvenient – NF
Killing an actual girlfriend when she becomes inconvenient – FaF
If you have sex with a girl after you kill her, is it still rape?
Who cares, as long as you ejaculate?
I believe it’s usually referred as fun instead of rape. But I am not pre-law.
It’s not considered rape if you yell “surprise”
The only reason murdering slams is frowned upon is because liberal environmentalists are always crying about “reusable” stuff. Using disposable slams is the RFM.
That’s pretty neat
Not having to make up a girlfriend, but making one up anyway. TFTC.
Making up a girlfriend because it positively affects your character and attitude as a whole. RFM.
My fake internet girlfriend:
^ this guy
making up a girlfriend to be your cover as you are a flaming homosexual. RFM
Your name deserves a “fucking this^.” The gooch likes that.
Having a girlfriend, NF. Having slams, TFM.
^ You can’t have a made up slam piece.
entry-level TFM, but I’ll accept it.
Y’all are retarded he is referring to Manti Te’o saying he had a girlfriend that died. But she was actually just some made up slam piece he met online.
^ He’s definitely got the right idea though
Having a twitter girlfriend. FaF
Gotta get me one of then
nah i feel like having a hot girlfriend. especially a sorority girl is a TFM. its case by case.
tell us how you really feel
^,^^ Feelings are for pussies, gay boys.
What did you expect from those geeds in south bend??
Not having a girlfriend
The suspense is killing me…
Having one girlfriend TPM