Kanye West Debuts $120 Plain White T-Shirt, It Sells Out Immediately…Huh?!by Ashley Schaeffer BMW 5 months ago
It looks like being a new father hasn’t stopped Kanye West from pushing the boundary on stupidity. The rapper, skirt wearer, and sperm donor to Kim Kardashian has debuted his latest work of art: a plain white t-shirt.
Reportedly, Kanye teamed up with French fashion label A.P.C to create the nine-piece capsule collection which has been two years in the making. Yes, you read that right. It took TWO FUCKING YEARS to conceptualize nine pieces of clothing, two of them being a plain white and plain black t-shirt, respectively. Yeezus Christ.
What. The. Fuck?
Seriously?! What the fuck is wrong with people these days? The worldwide economy is in the shitter and yet there’s still people who justify dropping $120 on a plain white t-shirt, simply because it was designed by Kanye West?
I’m pretty sure this so-called “Hip Hop T-shirt” is the exact same one you can scoop off the J. Crew sale rack for $12.
Not one thing special about it, at all, yet it sold out online just hours after its debut. My head is seriously spinning in disbelief at the stupidity exhibited by anyone who thought it was a great idea to buy this shirt. Do you know how many white t-shirts I ruin in a months time? Easily 5 or 6. I’m a man; it’s just our nature. The difference? Well, I spend about $10 on average for each one.
For those of you that didn’t read my “Things Wrong With America” column addressing the douchebaggery that Kanye carries with him in every walk of life, I’ll be plain with you: I hate the dude.
Yeezus was a terrible album, regardless of what you or any music critic says, and there’s a clear cut reason why Jay-Z left Magna Carta Holy Grail devoid of Kanye’s influence. I know that “Holy Grail” and “Oceans” were recorded during the Watch The Throne sessions, but clearly, Hova had good reason to keep them for himself, despite Kanye lobbying to include them on the duo’s project.
Simply put, Kanye’s pretentiousness has gone too far, and this latest high-end fashion escapade only contributes to that fact.
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