Kappa Alpha House Catches Fire, Members Try To Piss It Out

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Given the type of shenanigans that fraternity members tend to get into, it’s amazing that every frat house doesn’t burn down once a year. The latest house to go up in flames was Kappa Alpha at the University of Houston. According to the brothers who were there, they turned on the heater earlier in the day but it smelled weird, so they turned it off. However, someone later turned it back on, likely because weird smells aren’t nearly as annoying as hypothermia.

 

They soon discovered that it had set their entire attic on fire. One member grabbed a trash can, filled it up with water, and tried to one-man fire brigade the inferno with no luck. Another guy, who looks stoned off his ass in the video, proudly claims on live TV that he pissed on the fire. Whether or not he was serious or just fucking with the reporter is unclear.

There were thankfully no injuries, and most of the damage was contained to the attic. However, this serves as a reminder to fraternities all across the country. Make sure to have your heating and electrical systems inspected before winter hits. Also, don’t try to piss on fires larger than the size of a trashcan. Well, unless you’re my buddy Watkins, who drinks enough beer on an average Friday to put out a forest fire. If they were smart, they’d fly him over California during wildfire season.

[via KHOU]

Sterling Cooper is a contributing writer for Total Frat Move and Post Grad Problems. He has never understood why people like sand, and has been in a bitter ten year rivalry with Muggsy Bogues, for reasons neither of them choose to reveal.

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