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Kate Upton Does “Baby One More Time” On Lip Sync Battle And Mehhhhhhh

The smart play for a page view grab would have been to go with a headline that oversells this performance and mentions how hot Kate Upton looked during it. Maybe something like “Kate Upton Is BACK With Lip Sync Battle Performance That Will Give You A Permaboner,” or “Kate Upton’s Titties Spill Out All Over The Stage While Performing ‘Baby One More Time.'”

You’re clicking on those headlines. Everyone is. Truth be told, though, Kate lost her fastball. Yes, she still looks good, and those titties did spill out all over the stage, but this is just one giant meh performance that expectedly didn’t live up to all the hype it was getting.

Girl can’t dance. Period. And look, I’m on record as not being a Kate Upton guy, so maybe I was a bit jaded going in, but mehhhhhhh. She seems like a nice, fun girl, though.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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