Katherine Webb Looks Good In SI Issue, But Kate Upton’s Body Paint Leaves Little To The Imagination

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For you degenerate assholes out there that haven’t buckled down a Valentine’s Day slam yet, have no fear — Sports Illustrated has you covered in the sexual tension department.

Arguably America’s two favorite sweethearts at the moment, Kate Upton and Katherine Webb, make some impactful, boner-raising statements in SI’s Swimsuit Issue this year.

Undoubtedly leaving Brent Musburger locked in his office with a gallon of Nivea, A.J. McCarron praying that his girl’s stardom doesn’t go to her head, and Justin Verlander saying, “Yeah, when I’m not throwing 100 MPH four-seamers, I shove my face between that rack,” these pictures will surely mean something special to each and every gentleman across this great nation.

So, if you’ve been feeling down in the dumps at your lack of talent in the romance game, don’t worry. You don’t have to spend Valentine’s Day alone, guys.

Grab a fifth of Woodford Reserve (because Fuck Maker’s) and have yourself a nice little date with one of these little ladies. Hell, I bet they won’t even give you shit for throwing dippers to high heaven, either…

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Click here to view full gallery of Kate Upton.

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Click here to view full gallery of Katherine Webb.

[via Sports Illustrated]

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  1. ntwise

    “Should we add another coat or two?”-body painter
    “Nah, one coat is plenty. You can hardly see ‘em”-my hero

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