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Mets Broadcaster Accidentally Shatters Camera Lens Mid-Broadcast, Immediately Declares He’s Not Paying For it

Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez is not paying for your POS camera, SNY. Not even after he did this to it.

Why not? First off, that piece of crap was already broken, as Keith was explaining when he accidentally broke it even more. Second, how can it not withstand the “fear-inducing” strike of a blue highlighter? No expensive camera should be weaker than my high school copy of The Bell Jar. Third, you have insurance, Curt. Use it. And, finally, fourth, and most importantly, it’s not coming out of Keith Hernandez’s paycheck because Keith Hernandez said it’s not going to come out of his motherfucking paycheck.

Deal with it.

[via MLB]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a writer and content manager for Total Frat Move and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin. He has been called the "Patron Saint of Butt Stuff" despite never having engaged in sexual activity of any nature until he turned 21, which he is still convinced is the minimum age at which you can legally have sex.

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