Kid Comes Up With The Perfect Excuse For His Confiscated Beer Bong

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Most American beer bong. TFM.

When it comes to dorm life, you can end up with two kinds of room monitors. There’s the guy who takes his job way too seriously and will meticulously search through his hall’s dorms for contraband, and the guy who will walk in on you mid bong-rip and ask for a hit. Unfortunately for this college student, he was stuck with the former.

When a Residential Life Coordinator confiscated his beer bong during an inspection, he received an email asking who would take responsibility for the dangerous and illegal contraband.

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The student responded with the best possible email, and said the alleged “beer bong” was actually “a high capacity enema funnel” to help him with his “chronic bowel obstructions.”

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Nailed it. I like to think he got his enema funnel back, along with a sincere apology and maybe a laxative or two.

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