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Kid Thinks He’s Getting A New Car, Cool Dad Pranks Him Into Next Week

There are cool dads, and then there’s Derek Loretto’s dad.

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The Lambo parking sign immediately lets young Derek know Pops is up to something. Obviously a dad who drives an ’05 Tahoe isn’t buying his son a 300 thousand-dollar car. This is when his mind starts spinning 100 MPH. “What did Dad really get me? An older F-150? A Jeep? A fucking Camry?! What is it?!” Then he spots the piece of paper where he expects to find a car. “Oh great, he’s gonna make me do a scavenger hunt or some shit.”

Then BOOM, Dad Loretto just turns Derek’s world upside down. Love it.


Your dad is funny, Derek. Cherish that man.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. He's a native Texan with a full head of hair and knows his way around a nice box of red wine. Dorn graduated (BBA) with a GPA sitting in the meaty part of the bell curve, not lagging behind, but not trying to show off, either. Golf is his game now. He's long off the tee but can't putt for shit. Email: dillon@grandex.co

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