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Kid Wearing Hawaiian Takes Snooze In Urinal At South Carolina Bar

When I saw this photo submission, I immediately recognized that the bathroom belongs to Pavlov’s at the University of South Carolina. Ohhh man that bar was a shit show. Monday Night Pav’s had dollar shots all night. ONE FUCKING DOLLAR. A lot of you in college bar towns are probably scoffing at that price, but I’m less than a year into postgrad life at Austin and it already sounds pretty fucking sweet to me.

Anyway, I’m guessing this kid went all in on MNP and wound up fast asleep in the piss trough. GAME…

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… COCKS!

Spring pledges, man.

I’ve seen people passed out in lots of shameful places. Inside port-a-potties. On top of campus monuments. Underneath massive women. It comes with the job. Hell, I thought I had seen it all by now. But I was wrong. So very, very wrong. This takes the urinal cake.

I can only imagine a few places that would be worse to take a snooze than a rusty tin filled with an inch of urine and Hepatitis, and all of those places would require digging a hole and filling it with an assortment of poisonous insects and/or snakes.

Man fucking down.

P.S. Love the “Make America Great Again” graffiti perfectly placed above sleeping beauty, as if to say, “THIS is the future of America!” Also, bold yellow Hawaiian. I hope it wasn’t white before he got in there.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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