That short, chubby little bastard with the crew cut to end all crew cuts is back in the news again for being a crazy asshole. Kim Jong Un, with his white walls and face devoid of any definable characteristics other than “roundness,” fed his uncle and five of his closest aides to a pack of 120 ravenous dogs after they had been starved for five days straight.
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un’s powerful uncle was stripped naked, thrown into a cage, and eaten alive by a pack of ravenous dogs, according to a newspaper with close ties to China’s ruling Communist Party.
Kim Jong’s uncle, Jang Song Thaek, was second in command to the North Korean dictator.
It wouldn’t surprise me if Kim decided to off ol’ Unc because he fell short on the Christmas present he gave him, but the charge was apparently a little more severe than gifting his bratty nephew an unimpressive scarf. He was executed after being convicted of “attempting to overthrow the state.”
And what a state it is.
Kim Jong Un and his brother Kim Jong Chol, along with 300 other North Korean officials, sat and watched the graphic, hour-long execution. According to reports, Jang and the gang were “completely eaten up” by the dogs.
Kim’s government also accused him of of [sic] corruption, womanizing, gambling and taking drugs, and referred to him as “despicable human scum.”
Yeah, I hear ya. Total scum. Even makes Kim Jong Un seem like a total gentleman.
God bless America.
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