Kim Jong-un Works Too Hard To Put Up With Your Mockery, Outlaws Sarcasm In North Korea

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After a long day starving millions of his citizens, tirelessly trying to put together a respected and feared nuclear weapons program, and conversing with the voices in his head, the last thing Kim Jong-un wants to deal with is some snarky, sarcastic comment from his wife or one of the top officials that he hasn’t already used as target practice. He’s got too much on his plate controlling the press and coming up with egregious lie after egregious lie to tell his people to put up with that shit.

Plus, factor in constantly living in your dead dad’s shadow and trying to live up to the standard he set as a merciless commander and all the overwhelming pressure that comes with it and you can see why Kimmy finally put is foot down on being ridiculed. He didn’t bust his ass putting together that “North Korea Colonizes A New Galaxy Far, Far Away” news snippet to endure the piss poor attitude of others. So rather than stomach the sarcastic comments, Jong-un outright banned them altogether.

From Independent:

North Korea has forbidden people from making sarcastic comments about Kim Jong-un or his totalitarian regime in their everyday conversations.

Officials told people that sarcastic expressions such as “This is all America’s fault” would constitute unacceptable criticism of the regime.

Regional media have reported an increase in public acts of dissent in the country of late. Graffiti mocking the government and its leader have appeared twice in recent weeks.

I’m sure this will totally work and won’t backfire at all… What was that? Is that… Jesus, how did they find the office?

No… No, I wasn’t being sarcastic at all. No, that wasn’t sarcasm eith… ahhhhhhhh!

Don’t do it. I’ll stop. For the love of God, I’ll stop. Just let me go. Are those jumper cables? No. Fuck, no. Not my balls! Anywhere but my sack! You sick sons of bitches! Don’t you do it! Don’t you dare fucking… ahhhhhhhhh!!!

[via Independent]

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