Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant!by Pearls Hilton 11 months ago
God help us all.
The annoying younger sister of my idol, Kourtney Kardashian, sex tape star turned mega mogul, Kim Kardashian, has confirmed her pregnancy, E! Online reports. During a concert in Atlantic City on Sunday night, Kim’s baby daddy, rapper Kanye West, announced the couple were expecting their first child. West made the announcement, by singing “now you having my baby” to Kim, in front of thousands of concert goers.
This will be the first child for Kim, and the first acknowledged child for West. The West-Kardashian fetus will be the third grandchild for Kris and Bruce Jenner, joining cousins Mason Dash and Penelope Scotland Disick.
Kim shocked us all last year by ending her marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries within 72 days, after a highly publicized wedding. She began dating West shortly after her publicly announced split from Humphries, but not before their divorce was finalized. At current date, the divorce has STILL not been finalized, and depending on how long proceedings take, Kim could very well give birth to the prodigal child of Armenian America while she’s still married to another man.
Family members, including sisters Kourtney and Khloe and mother Kris, have announced their “joy’ for the couple via Twitter.
Personally, I am outraged. The Instagram & Twitter whore is going to be even more annoying now that she’s knocked up. I can’t even deal with how many side-view selfies she’ll be tweeting of her growing womb. The only redeeming quality of any of this is the prospect of how fat she is going to get. I hope she’s carrying quadruplets.
Wait, just kidding, I don’t, because then E! will try to give her some annoying spin off about paying multiple nannies to raise her children while she whines in her monotone voice about how stressed she is while staring at the camera and blinking at an eerily slow rate.
If her pregnancy/fetus release overshadows that of her older sister Kourtney, I will forever hate her, and if Ryan Seacrest tries to have a delivery special about the birth of the little Kanye/Kim future Celebrity Rehab star, I’m going to be outraged.
I also think it’s worth nothing that Kim announced her pregnancy on the heels of Kate Middleton announcing hers. Between attempting to have a wedding as grand as Kate’s and getting knocked up around the same time, I think it’s safe to say if Kate Middleton wore army pants and flip flops, Kim would follow suit.
In unrelated news, Kardashian was unable to keep the mini Persian cat West gave her alive for longer than two months, so I’m not really sure how long she’ll be able to keep a human around.
Either way, congrats to the happy couple?
Image via E! Online
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